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Yeah. This.

"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

this man needs jesus

Maybe this guy can get with the 60 yr old that messaged me on grindr…looks like they are equally desperate.

(Source: tindersfinestbachelors)

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Kate & Dean


Lush Roots ---> Enema's

  • Kate:

    So, how do you actually use Roots? (Hair treatment product from Lush)

  • Dean:

    Well, what I do is I'm in the shower and put it in my hair and leave it there for 10 or 15 minutes. In that time, I just do a nice little douche.

  • Kate:

    You douche. For 10 or 15 minutes? While you're just waiting for Roots to do it's thing?

  • Dean:

    Yes...douching feels really good. It's nice.........I'd actually like to get an enema. *snickers*

  • Kate:

    Oh my God, Dean. You're going to be one of those people that is a crazy patient on Grey's Anatomy that is addicted to ENEMA'S! You're going to just go to the hospital to get an ENEMA for no reason!

  • Dean and Kate:

    Snickering and laughing ensues.

  • Dean is all about douching. Douching Dean. Douching Dean!

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